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    Darth Vader captures Leia and finds out she's his daughter. Luke and Co. come to rescue her, but neither of the twins makes it out.

    Now they are both in the hands of Lord Vader, and, worst of all, they have no idea what he wants with them.

    Vader is oblivious, miscommunications abound, and Vader has no idea that he has gotten in over his head.

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    14/?
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    Ava creates a group chat for her little family. In typical OCS fashion, chaos ensues.

    Featuring Mary being sarcastic, Camila being the #1 Acatrice shipper, (not so) secretly soft Lilith, supportive Mother Superion, lovesick dumbass Ava, and of course gay mess Beatrice

     

    Set after Season 2, Mary was found and Ava returned without a huge difference in age. Don't ask me how, idk.

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    4/?
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    Kaeya, after living for many years in Mondstadt was sure of only one thing. He was the normal one.

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    11/?
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    10
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    Dean gets dosed with sex pollen. Dean has a bit of a breakdown after the fact, because he can't remember that no sex was ever actually had.

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    An exploration of what could have happened if Gilbert had married Winifred and Charlie had married Anne. In a very alternative universe.

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    10/?
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    Tails wondered what the point of this was, dodging another Chili dog flying towards him.

    Shadow seemed unperturbed by this, eating his pizza at breakneck speed.

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    ... crack

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    This is basically a magical boy type fantasy story where everything is solved by sex. Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Wow. What was I thinking?

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    28/41
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    At first, it was just Jisung, Changbin and Chan who decided that they should move in with each other. Then Minho joined, then Seungmin, then they had to move to a bigger apartment. When Felix, Hyunjin and, finally, Jeongin wanted to move in, they had to move again.
    Now, they're maneuvering through of their everyday life with a spice of troubles of their past.

     

    "Changbin could hear everything of their whispered conversation, and in most other cases, it was more than he wanted to hear. Right now, he could even hear Minho stealing a sour gummy worm from Felix’s secret stash a few rooms down. There was no stopping Minho, but Changbin was sure even fairies could get cavities. On the day Minho would need to go to the dentist, Changbin would rearrange his entire schedule just to pick him up afterwards and tell him “Told you so”. He wasn’t petty, but Minho had it coming."

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    "The runes are wrong."

    "What does that mean for us?"?" Tim hisses over the beginnings of a dozen voices rising in chant.

    "Nothing good." Jason states grimly, frantically racking his brain for any way out. Whatever entity is about to come out of this circle is going to be baring a fate worse than death.

    Jason would know. He’s been dead.

    …Actually speaking of being dead. Jason does know someone from the Ghost Zone with enough sheer audacity to help him fight what very well could be an actual demon. It’s been years since they last spoke, but this particular ghost is one of the few people Jason will genuinely and unabashedly call a friend, so he figures it’s worth a shot.

    With a mental ‘fuck it’, Jason begins to chant.

    AKA: Jason and Danny became friends in the Ghost Zone. This is about to be everyone’s problem. Batman just wants to know who this illusive teenager is. Because he’s a meta. Obviously. Not for adoption reasons. No siree, not him.

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    In the usual world, Loona is Blitzo's adopted daughter; an orphan, left to rot in a careless foundation for her whole childhood and young adulthood until the imp took pity on the hellhound and adopted her one month before she would be discarded.

    But what if, she wasn't his adopted daughter? What if, one rough work day and several drinks lead Blitzo to have a one-night stand with a hellhound? A night that would in Loona being Blitzo's daughter by blood rather than just paper?

    What if Loona, was Blitzo's biological daughter?

    …well, one thing's for certain. Things sure would happen!

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    After being dumped by her best friend and fellow Weird Sister Doriana, Emerentia Wyrd—time-traveling witch, woman of letters, and savior of fandoms—healthily deals with the breakup by becoming obsessed with the epic masterpiece slash clusterfuck of sadness known as The Untamed.

    Heeding their call for help, she knows she must ignore the Weird Sisters’ promise to the Thirteenth Doctor and her entourage of angry script writers about not traumatizing any further characters, authors or readers, and sets out on a lone quest to save everyone in the cultivation world from their own demise, by meddling, fangirling and accidentally marrying a nineteen-year-old.

    Meanwhile, the cultivation clans are starting to get a bit suspicious of the delusional fate goddess in their midst, and things start to get slightly out of hand for Emerentia, as she tries to juggle a friendship breakup, losing her internet connection, and the imminent risk of having the entire cultivation world coming after her with swords and walking corpses.

    It’s been said before, but it’ll be said again: No good deed goes unpunished.

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    Silas has been reborn as a failure of an academy student in a dumpster. He burns his way out and is free to chase after all the sexy Kunoichi girls after he makes sure he isn't in a futa world.

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    Tony and Stephen are finally together. But Stephen has a problem, Tony wouldn't believe him about his new job as sorcerer superme Although he could see butterflies of his happiness.

    or,

    5 times Tony didn't believe what Stephen is doing on his job and 1 time he did.

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    Earth-Mage George goes to a boarding school for struggling mystical creatures. There he meets a bunch of (more or less) capable people, including his mysterious roomate Dream. The two forge a quick but tight bond, the origins and magical foundations of which George might have underestimated.
    this is difficult to summarise, but basically, George is an insecure mage who meets a semi-god and they fall! in! love! (very quickly)

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    22/?
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    Pog the ad

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    A collection of Once Upon a Time ficlets I've written on Tumblr. They're not the product of a sane mind.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Simon physically changed the summer before second year. It wouldn't have been much of a problem, no one cared about the prince's boyfriend anymore, except... it looks like Wilhelm.exe has stopped working. Now that's a problem.

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    "Walt, is it gay if you find your friend’s boyfriend a little bit attractive?”

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    1/1
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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

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    346,702
    Chapters:
    2349/?
    Comments:
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    “-and Gamma really hates it when I mess with his organizational system but I do it anyway because it’s funny to piss him off.” That’s Theta’s voice, from the other room. It sounds like he’s talking to someone new. Huh, Scaramouche can’t believe any one version of the Dottores is capable of making friends.
    “Which one is Gamma again?” A new voice. Scaramouche pauses. There was something about it…

    Dottore makes a segment... of younger Scaramouche (circa pre-backstory cutscene).

    "I am not your Mother!" Ei shrieks.
    Kuni recoils. That… stings worse than the Musou no Hitotachi. 
    Then, the Tengu says, "Raiden Shogun!"
    Wait, Shogun? Kuni whips back to stare at the image of his mother, reassessing her, and oh… It's easy to tell she's just like him now that he knows what he's looking for. Scaramouche was not lying about them being identical. How mortifying to have called your sister your mother.
    Kuni winces. "Sorry."
    Shogun looks perplexed.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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