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    At first, it was just Jisung, Changbin and Chan who decided that they should move in with each other. Then Minho joined, then Seungmin, then they had to move to a bigger apartment. When Felix, Hyunjin and, finally, Jeongin wanted to move in, they had to move again.
    Now, they're maneuvering through of their everyday life with a spice of troubles of their past.

     

    "Changbin could hear everything of their whispered conversation, and in most other cases, it was more than he wanted to hear. Right now, he could even hear Minho stealing a sour gummy worm from Felix’s secret stash a few rooms down. There was no stopping Minho, but Changbin was sure even fairies could get cavities. On the day Minho would need to go to the dentist, Changbin would rearrange his entire schedule just to pick him up afterwards and tell him “Told you so”. He wasn’t petty, but Minho had it coming."

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    "The runes are wrong."

    "What does that mean for us?"?" Tim hisses over the beginnings of a dozen voices rising in chant.

    "Nothing good." Jason states grimly, frantically racking his brain for any way out. Whatever entity is about to come out of this circle is going to be baring a fate worse than death.

    Jason would know. He’s been dead.

    …Actually speaking of being dead. Jason does know someone from the Ghost Zone with enough sheer audacity to help him fight what very well could be an actual demon. It’s been years since they last spoke, but this particular ghost is one of the few people Jason will genuinely and unabashedly call a friend, so he figures it’s worth a shot.

    With a mental ‘fuck it’, Jason begins to chant.

    AKA: Jason and Danny became friends in the Ghost Zone. This is about to be everyone’s problem. Batman just wants to know who this illusive teenager is. Because he’s a meta. Obviously. Not for adoption reasons. No siree, not him.

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    In the usual world, Loona is Blitzo's adopted daughter; an orphan, left to rot in a careless foundation for her whole childhood and young adulthood until the imp took pity on the hellhound and adopted her one month before she would be discarded.

    But what if, she wasn't his adopted daughter? What if, one rough work day and several drinks lead Blitzo to have a one-night stand with a hellhound? A night that would in Loona being Blitzo's daughter by blood rather than just paper?

    What if Loona, was Blitzo's biological daughter?

    …well, one thing's for certain. Things sure would happen!

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    After being dumped by her best friend and fellow Weird Sister Doriana, Emerentia Wyrd—time-traveling witch, woman of letters, and savior of fandoms—healthily deals with the breakup by becoming obsessed with the epic masterpiece slash clusterfuck of sadness known as The Untamed.

    Heeding their call for help, she knows she must ignore the Weird Sisters’ promise to the Thirteenth Doctor and her entourage of angry script writers about not traumatizing any further characters, authors or readers, and sets out on a lone quest to save everyone in the cultivation world from their own demise, by meddling, fangirling and accidentally marrying a nineteen-year-old.

    Meanwhile, the cultivation clans are starting to get a bit suspicious of the delusional fate goddess in their midst, and things start to get slightly out of hand for Emerentia, as she tries to juggle a friendship breakup, losing her internet connection, and the imminent risk of having the entire cultivation world coming after her with swords and walking corpses.

    It’s been said before, but it’ll be said again: No good deed goes unpunished.

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    Silas has been reborn as a failure of an academy student in a dumpster. He burns his way out and is free to chase after all the sexy Kunoichi girls after he makes sure he isn't in a futa world.

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    Tony and Stephen are finally together. But Stephen has a problem, Tony wouldn't believe him about his new job as sorcerer superme Although he could see butterflies of his happiness.

    or,

    5 times Tony didn't believe what Stephen is doing on his job and 1 time he did.

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    Earth-Mage George goes to a boarding school for struggling mystical creatures. There he meets a bunch of (more or less) capable people, including his mysterious roomate Dream. The two forge a quick but tight bond, the origins and magical foundations of which George might have underestimated.
    this is difficult to summarise, but basically, George is an insecure mage who meets a semi-god and they fall! in! love! (very quickly)

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    Simon physically changed the summer before second year. It wouldn't have been much of a problem, no one cared about the prince's boyfriend anymore, except... it looks like Wilhelm.exe has stopped working. Now that's a problem.

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    "Walt, is it gay if you find your friend’s boyfriend a little bit attractive?”

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    “-and Gamma really hates it when I mess with his organizational system but I do it anyway because it’s funny to piss him off.” That’s Theta’s voice, from the other room. It sounds like he’s talking to someone new. Huh, Scaramouche can’t believe any one version of the Dottores is capable of making friends.
    “Which one is Gamma again?” A new voice. Scaramouche pauses. There was something about it…

    Dottore makes a segment... of younger Scaramouche (circa pre-backstory cutscene).

    "I am not your Mother!" Ei shrieks.
    Kuni recoils. That… stings worse than the Musou no Hitotachi. 
    Then, the Tengu says, "Raiden Shogun!"
    Wait, Shogun? Kuni whips back to stare at the image of his mother, reassessing her, and oh… It's easy to tell she's just like him now that he knows what he's looking for. Scaramouche was not lying about them being identical. How mortifying to have called your sister your mother.
    Kuni winces. "Sorry."
    Shogun looks perplexed.

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    The Dream SMP: A Minecraft server infamous for infighting, wars, and isolation from the other servers. Anyone who has entered either end up traumatized, a Hero, a villain, or all three. With the news of Tommy’s resurrection spreading fast, Many people deep down knew that it would only be a matter of time before things could get worse. But then a mysterious portal causes a majority of the major players of the server to fall into the Toon world. They see it as an opportunity to breathe, a chance to rebuild themselves away from the chaos of the server until a mysterious therapist, a fear god, and the secrets of the world made it clear that even outside of the server trouble will always find them

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    Dabi dies. But the thing is—and this is the part that makes his head spin—he doesn’t stay dead. Instead, he finds himself stranded in some freezing corner of hell, with nothing but the clothes on his back and the rage-grief-despair burning in his heart.

    (Or, Dabi expects to die trying to save his brother—and probably the world—from Shigaraki’s madness. But the gods or whatever have some other plans for him, so he gets transported to an entirely new world, and he kinda wants to find them and challenge them to a goddamn fistfight. Because, and he says this with all the fucking respect he has for his father: What the ever-loving fuck is going on?)

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    During the climax of the Paranormal Liberation War, Dabi defects, using his flames to be the hero he wanted to be as a child. When he goes toe-to-toe with Shigaraki, however, instead of dying like he planned, he ends up in a place called Westeros.

    And the game will never be the same again.

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    Evan refuses to believe his dad is really adopting so many children. That doesn't make any sense. Evan doesn't want so many siblings!

    So for now, he'll pretend it's just a big sleepover.

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    After inviting five other evil Team Leaders to a fancy dinner party in Unova, Ghetsis offers them a place to stay: his giant, creepy old mansion in the middle of a dark forest.

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    After 'meeting' her future self, Hilda is faced with an absolutely simple task - seduce the professor. Easy enough... unless said professor is Byleth Eisner...

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    this is a random crack (treated seriously) fic that i made based on a cringey imagine. This is /j please help. Shout out to Kurtis Connor for inspiring me.

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    Izumi is just a girl who had a lot of rough things happen to her. Thankfully, things managed to turn around and now she's standing at the entrance exam site at U.A. as she plays games on her portable game system, she makes her plan of attack. When the other prospective students take off towards the battle, she prepares. After making her choice, she lets the static flow over her.

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    This is the tale of a boy with hair like the forest and a straw hat.

    Joined by his two friends, this boy will carve a path through the ocean and find the greatest treasure to ever exist.

    His name is Midoriya D. Izuku, and he's the man who's gonna be King of the Pirates!

     

    Now has a Tropes Page!

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    Something shifted in the bed next to him and Buck nearly flew out of his skin. Carefully removing his arm from across his eyes, Buck peered over his shoulder to look at the right side of the bed. Broad shoulders and a tuft of brown hair greeted him. A pit grew in his stomach.

    Just as Buck began to wrack his brain for whoever the hell could be in bed next to him the body rolled to face Buck and he came nearly nose to nose with his best friend.

    Oh thank god, it’s only Eddie.

    ....wait.

    Eddie?!

    Or The gang is in Las Vegas for Chimney's bachelor party, and Eddie and Buck accidentally wake up married.

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    ASoIaF, but make it world cup.

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    [14:22, 19/11/2022] Podrick Payne: Can someone please explain why there are so many sideeyes
    [14:25, 19/11/2022] Lyanna Mormont: LOL @Bran Stark just showed us
    [14:27, 19/11/2022] Lyanna Mormont: 👀
    [14:27, 19/11/2022] Tommen Baratheon: 👀

    Arya Stark has changed the group name to ‘Traitors and Shit’

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    “What is it?” Tim asks, resignation already heavy in his tone. Whatever it is, he is very very unlikely to enjoy it. And his friends’ reactions aren’t helping his unease.

    “Young Justice or should I say, Young Just Us” Bart replies joyously, and Tim resists the urge to groan out loud.

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