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    Jason Todd is on the run from the League of Assassins, the only home he's known for the past 8 years. He doesn't really want to trade one organization specializing in espionage and assassination for another, but S.H.I.E.L.D. might just provide the safety he needs.

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    Was it an accident? Yes. Was it Crow's fault? Also yes. Were they all grounded? Absolutely. Is Bruce probably hysterical and crying trying to find where the fuck his children disappeared to? Yes and Alfred would like some help calming him please.

    Tim 'Crow' Drake decided to try to boost his powers by using the Lazarus Pit so he can have authentic Chinese takeaway via Beijing, and instead ends up in CanonComicsVerse. Oops.

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    ABANDONED

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    Captain Marvel has been in the game for a decade now. He's very likeable, everyone agrees on this, but that's about the only thing anyone can say about him. For however friendly he seems, he's never really talked about his life outside of the cape. That is, until today.
    The Justice League has just learned something rather alarming about their enigmatic colleague Captain Marvel. They really need to talk to him about it, the problem is, he's very hard to get ahold of...
    Billy's just here to enjoy himself and revel in the big reveal, after all, it's not like anyone can stop him now.

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    Enemies are gathering outside Hogwarts— and inside. Tim’s just trying to run his smuggling ring without getting busted by his Head of House. Is that a werewolf?

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    Gotham loses its Robin and Bruce Wayne loses a son. Tim finds one of these too tragic to bear. In his quest to make sure Bruce Wayne lives to see the next year, he strikes upon the perfect solution: another son.

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    His best bet is, naturally, Crime Alley.

    By 8 pm that day, Drake Manor is filled with ten black-haired, blue-eyed boys sitting around the large dining table, looking around the room suspiciously.

    Well. Eleven. But Tim doesn’t think he counts.

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    Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.

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    Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.

    Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.

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    When a strange old man stumbles across a baby in a basket one Halloween Night, the Boy Who Lived finds himself with a family that's a lot more welcoming of his oddities. After all, nothing wrong with being a little creepy and kooky...when you're an Addams.
    Hogwarts - and Voldemort - are in for a very different Harry this time around.

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    accidentalGuard!Zuko AU. A Ba Sing Se crime noir where, instead of totally ignoring that Zuko stole a guard's swords to fight Jet, the guards gangpress this crazy-good-swordfighter who is the nephew of this crazy-good-teamaker into helping out around the station. They quickly learn that the tea skills are not hereditary, and trouble follows this kid.

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    He used to think that Batman needs a Robin.

    Now, Tim’s pretty sure that Robin was only ever a band-aid.

    He never tried to learn Batman’s identity, but he knows it, and Tim has no idea what to do next to save Gotham from Bruce Wayne’s violent rage.

    He becomes Batman’s shadow – never sidekick – trying to clean up the wreckage he leaves behind.

    A vulture, trying to remove decay before it has a chance to poison everything.

    Tim’s quest to save Gotham from Batman leads him to the most obvious victim – the man’s first Robin. But Dick Grayson’s grief is complex and deep, and not something the twelve-year-old has a fix for.

    What Tim Drake does have, however, is the know how to make money difficult to trace and a certain phone number.

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    It’s not like he’s surprised a magic school exists— that’s probably only a seven on the scale of “crazy things Tim Drake has seen”. No, Tim’s just surprised he’s enrolled.

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    Dick Grayson becomes once again a traumatized volatile murderous eight year old, and the only thing more surprising is how adept Bruce is at handling him.

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    "Batman told me not to take food from strangers." He repeated loyally, not even looking at the plate as his stomach growled. Stephanie snorted.

    "Batman isn't here, birdy." She teased, then bit her lip. Ok, so maybe she does sound a bit like a rouge. She can hear it, now that Tim pointed it out.

    "He will be." Dick claimed, not even a crumb of doubt in his voice. "Batman is going to find me because I trust him, like he trusts me not to break the rules."

    Tim snorted, this time. "You're Robin. If you aren't breaking Batman's rules and keeping him on his toes, what are you doing?"

    Dick's face twitched, in the way that meant he was rolling his eyes, and he exaggerated the gesture by rolling his head with it. "Those are for his stupid rules that don't make sense. Like trying to bench me for no reason, or telling me not to microwave cereal."
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    or; Steph and Tim get stranded in the past, and Steph comes across a lost and delirious little bird. Literally what else is there to do but kidnap him.

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    Some scrappy kid starts showing up at Jason's third favourite bar, and it's not like he can just ignore him.

    A.K.A. Jessica Jones is a whiskey aunt, Matt Murdock is a human disaster, Frank castle does what he wants, and Peter is the annoying kid brother they all have to deal with. And Jason Todd accidentally emotionally adopts Peter, and consequently is adopted by the local Defenders.

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    In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

    Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)

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    Raising a five year old billionaire would probably be way easier for Darcy if Tony would stop trying to 'help'.

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    Tim didn't mean to become the notorious thief Red X; it just sort of happened. Just like how he somehow wound up being Batman’s greatest nemesis - his therapist.

    He would like to remind whatever higher forces are out there that he is still only 12.

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    What was *supposed* Tim's first night solo patrolling after the Red Hood attacked the Teen Titan's Tower is cut short when's he's forced to spend it at the Police Precinct because *someone* reported Batman to CPS. But Tim's got this.

    Doesn't he?

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    The AU where Tim ran away from home at the tender age of mumbledyteen, and Jason got let off with a warning, the night he met Batman.

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    "You know how to throw a punch?"
    Peter stops fidgeting and his heartbeat slows as he breathes deep and forces it to calm. The endorphins aren't quite there yet but he can almost taste the excitement, the hopefulness. Like carmel, like yellow, like tacky sweetness.
    "Don't tuck your thumb into your hand and keep your wrist and arm straight?"
    He has the basics.
    That's a good start.
    Right?

    (Matt accidentally acquires one Peter Parker at the ripe old age of eleven and becomes the mentor he never wanted to be)

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